About

I’m someone who fits in with the normal expectations of an IT professional who formerly worked on Wall Street.

I’ve got a huge house in the Hudson Valley, like wearing suits (and look good in them, if I do say so myself), and get along with everyone I work with.

I’m also a guy who’s got chronic Crohn’s Disease and ADHD, has been disemboweled and lived to tell the tale, has spent more time in the hospital than you’d think possible, and lived in Paris for a wonderful period in my life.

I’ve been married to the most wonderful, perplexing, and infuriating woman I’ve ever met for going on 15 years and we’re now waiting to adopt a child.

To say I’m all over the map is a kind way of saying it. To say that I’ve got my own DSM-IV code is another.

For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.